POP!

There was a man who I was  madly in love with but alas it was not to be. If you ask this witch L. I was in love with him from the beginning of time and will until the end without it materializing.

So I threw her in the river to see if she floated. But she sank right to the bottom so she wasn't a witch after all. 

I probably should have told someone but I was really mad.