Men know how to fix this, correct you on that

They sit there with a drink and talk a good game about how to fix your car or laptop or hell...they  can tell you how things should be.  Because they know. Then do nothing when it comes time to actually prove it.

F'off .  I can find a crankshaft sensor and new hood for my car. I don't need you. 

I might need a rental though. Can you give me some money. You don't have that either?

I should have been blonde.  I rock this wig.













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